Steven Segallery

A little ode to Steven Seagal, the actor, aikido master, police deputy, animal rights activist, Putin's buddy, musician, and mens pony tail enthusiast.

Behold! Steven Seagal in all his glory.

Facts about Steven Seagal

There have been plenty of terrible hosts on Saturday Night Live over the years, but perhaps none will ever compare to Steven Seagal's appearance back during the 1991 season of NBC's long-running sketch comedy show.

Last know whereabouts

Steven Seagal currently resides in Moscow, following his move to Russia to avoid paying a settlement to the Securities and Exchange Commission. Seagal agreed to pay the SEC $330,000 for failing to disclose he was compensated to promote digital currency.